Reasons why I need a vacation
1. Any time you leave your house you return smelling like a campfire. This is not a bad thing if you are camping and get to experience the happiness of Reesus Peanut butter cup s'mores. Not as much fun when you are going to the library.
2. Every time we leave the house Jonny expects to see zombies or some other kind of monster. It does look somewhat like a horror movie outside.