For the last 5 weeks I have had the job of leading the music in sacrament meeting. We rotate every month so I only have to do it every 6 months. The last month didn't go as well as I would like.
1. "Nearer my God to Thee" : Leaving Sarah in the boys care was a big mistake. Half way through the song, she escaped and ran for the stairs to join Dave and I on the stand. While we were singing, Ben pulled her by the ankles down the stairs causing lots of entertainment for all around.
2. "There is a green hill far away" : Again Sarah escapes, gets sidetracked on the way up the stairs to the big window, runs over and opens curtains, letting light into the chapel.
3. "Dear to the Heart of the Shepherd" As I stand to lead, organist leans over and informs me the G key is not working. Song sounds very odd since G is played in every chord.
4. “With Humble Heart” As I stood to start leading, the gentleman who had just said opening prayer (who is in his mid eighties) leans over to me and says, "You know you have a cut up the back of your skirt. It's ok though because you have good legs."
Ahhhh good times.