Monday, March 21, 2011

If Brian calls don't answer the phone!

I have some extremely exciting news. I have wanted to share this for the last 2 months but I have been patiently waiting. When the announcement is a huge deal you are supposed to wait to share in case something goes wrong. Well, the wait is over...

I am the proud owner of a HOT DOG MACHINE!! Yes, you heard me right. I have always wanted a hot dog machine to add to my collection. Dave says I manipulated our friends Brian and April. Yes, the same Brian from who I stole the Pretzel Warmer, I just couldn't bring myself to give it back. Anyway I simply told Brian how much I have always wanted one, and he just happened to have one in storage. For the first month I feared he would change his mind and want it back so I decided I wouldn't answer if he called. I am sure that there is some return policy for getting back cool stuff when you might feel guilty into giving it to someone. I say your window of time lapses after two months.


  1. Avoid avoid avoid. It's a good motto to live by. I did tell Annemarie you are fully equipped to run carnivals now.

    Hopefully this comment makes it on here. I leave them almost every post and they get eaten by the comment monster.

  2. I will have Jim build you a little trailor to pull behind your van to haul your mini carnival one. Then, you can bring it all to my house so I can store it for you until you move to a more permanent location. Just think, only a snow cone machine and a soft yogurt maker left to steal!

  3. Reminds me of Dave's favorite saying, "Mormon's don't STEAL, they aquire." So, you are totally legal with the prezel warmer and the hot dog machine is lookin' up. How often are you going to eat hot dogs now?

  4. You know that if the postal service delivers something by mistake you get to keep it....just sayin'.