In planning Jonny's Birthday Party I have found a web-site that will change you life it is
http://www.yodaspeak.co.uk/index.php It will translate anything you want (we're talking whole paragraphs) into Yoda speak. I decided that I have gift in speaking Yoda. Just to annoy my kids, I have been speaking in "Yoda" all day. You wish you were here, you do.